Happy birthday, Gunther!

Today is Gunther’s unofficial birthday. Yesterday three of us walked on Norm’s Island with G. when we met a woman who recognized him from Facebook. “I know that dog,” she gushed. I wanted to hear more about how much she loved him, but my companions, including Gunther, were walking on ahead. I straggled behind.
“He will be five tomorrow,” I said, over my shoulder.
We aren’t sure of Gunther’s birthday because he’s a rescue dog whom we adopted when he was a couple months old. I had never heard of his breed, “Brussels Griffon.” At first I got it wrong. “Belgian griffin, or maybe pug,” I told the writing group I paid to attend.
“I love Pugs,” announced Russell Rowland. Then, when I showed him a photo, he informed me Gunther wasn’t even close to being a pug.
Took me a week or two to learn about Brussels Griffons, and Gunther fit the description, except he’s roughly twice the size (28 lbs vs 10-15 lb) of the classic Wikipedia description.
Gunther, like typical Brussels Griffons, is comically self-important, has bug-eyes, and wants to attack huge ferocious dogs. This last trait is the reason for some scars on his butt and a $300 vet bill. I had to give him pain medicine and an antibiotic for a week.
He’s a better dog now than when he was as a puppy. He used to poop in the house and chew the furniture. He even chewed my glasses. My new glasses that cost, like $400. They probably tasted salty. I have them still. The damage to the lenses is near the edges, so I could still wear them, damaged bows and all.
We selected April 3 arbitrarily because P.’s father’s birthday was on that day in 1899.
Happy 5th Birthday, Gunther. I am sure that your dad and mom will be extra nice to you today and maybe give you a piece of leather to chew.