Prime shirt.

This is the best.  I was sitting with my sister-in-law at St. Vincent Hospital.  I walked home, took my theft-proof 1972 Hiawatha bike downtown, bought some supper supplies at Good Earth Market, peddled home.

In our kitchen, I grabbed an empty bottle of root beer. Dropped it into recycling.  Only it was only half empty.  Now I am wearing a root beer shirt and glasses.  All of this in about 45 minutes, thanks to our prime downtown location.